The captain of stealth napping strikes again in the linen closet.
Month: May 2015
blurry-but-fun man
mr. paw
If he had a large ring, he might just let you kiss it.
southern gentleman man
technicolor man
mr. word of fur
…Come I will teach you to dance as naturally
as falling asleep and waking and stretching long, long.
I speak greed with my paws and fear with my whiskers.
Envy lashes my tail. Love speaks me entire, a word
of fur. I will teach you to be still as an egg
and to slip like the ghost of wind through the grass.
– from “Cat Song” by Marge Piercy
bed bug man
the man we love
doormat man
mr. were-you-trying-to-wrap-something?
Mr. Man loves everything about wrapping presents, from the tissue paper, to the boxes, to the ribbon or raffia, to the roll on which the wrapping paper comes.
You might try to wrap a present when he’s occupied with something else. But he’ll hear the swishing of tissue paper and the unraveling of ribbon and come running from whatever room he is in.
Mr. Man Takes Over The Universe 